Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Ryder Daniels and Ivory Roosevelt come from two different lives. Hang out with different people. Do different things. But some how end up being the best of friends. Ignoring all the weird judgments they received from all the kids at school. They where there for each other when other people weren't. Ivory being the school's nerd was constantly picked on until Ryder came along and unleashed a whole new confidence in her. And bad boy Ryder fighting almostanybody when pushed even the slightest bit, showed his soft side for a girl he barely even knew. They always promised to be only friends but-- Yes, there is always a but. What happens when on mishap changes everything? When other guys takes a liking in Ivory more than they ever have before? What happens when the girl who has never been kissed ends up with three guys begging to do just that? What happens when a bit of betrayal and confused emotions are thrown into the mix? Will they become more than the sacred best friends? Will opposites attract that much? Will there whole relationship come crumpling down and left to never be repaired again? Or will these new found feelings open up a better and brighter world for them? Guess you will have to find out now won't you? *Special thanks to @wreckedhavoc for the amazing cover!*

humor #01 & teen fic #02 Alyssa Taylor is famous, well famous on Youtube, that is. Doing covers of popular songs and her sassy personality has gotten her from a small town in Northern California to the big city in Southern California. That isn't enough though, for Alyssa is striving for one thing: to make it in the music industry on her own. Meet Ryan Fox, singer-songwriter, notorious playboy, party-goer, and major teen heartthrob. Being a world famous star couldn't be easier with money coming from the trees and girls flinging their bodies at him. But one day the two meet, resulting in an array of misadventures between the two. The only question now is who becomes starstruck first?

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expected to spend time with each other are doing exactly that? And, not only at school but at home as well. After Lea's house falls apart due to a termite infestation, the Wilson's are invited to stay at an old family friend's mansion of a house. The family friend also happens to be River's father. I'll give you time to digest that information. Yes, you're right. The sarcastic nerd and the egotistical heart-throb live under the same roof and encounter a series of events that make the two do something they didn't think would happen. They grow closer, and closer, and closer, until...well, you'll have to find that out for yourself. Follow them through their adventures of falling in love, getting their hearts broken, and learning lessons that explain there is more to life than they have ever imagined. WARNING(S): Strong Language & Mild Sexual Imagery. UNCOMPLETE. EDITING. ◊ The book trailer to the side is made by @starsandsky ◊ The book cover is made by @LightningStorms

Ella Hall moved to New York four years ago. Leaving behind a rocky love life, old friends, and one hell of a senior year. She was ready to start her new life and leave the past behind her, but that didn't really go has plan. You see she happen to run into a old fling her second week attending the dance college of her dreams. They automatically hit off like the last time and now four years later she is engaged and things are going great. She has a job working for the most well known dance hall in New York as a performer and to make things even more she gets to work with her now love of her life. Everything was wonderful her and nothing would come between what she has with Mr. fiancé. That is until her old love life comes knocking her down on her feet. What happens when old boyfriend and best friend; Shane Mills, shows back up and old feelings are dug back up? Will Ella find herself torn between two familiar flings once again? *Special thanks to esoterically for making the amazing cover*

Ella is the good girl, with the good grade, great parents, great friends, but not so great school life. Shane is the bad boy, with the not so good grades, douche bag friends, hot sex buddies, and great life at school. You would think that these two completely different people wouldn't get along, but oddly they do. They're best friends...have been since they were little. Crazy right? Ella never thought that Joel would have feelings for her and when the guy next door makes his move it confuses her even more. But what happens when her best friend is put into this love triangle? Will she know what to do? Well, after a life changing party, realization of feelings, and the fight of life time. Let's not forget the mind blowing kiss that... Changes everything. *Special thanks to esoterically for making the amazing cover*

Chance is an exclusive school in France for the performing arts. Auditions are held every three year to see who will be admitted to the school, and further their skills. Chance is the school that everyone wants to get on to. Chance is the school where 25% of people actually are talented enough to get in. And the people who do get in? Well, they're The Talented.

[NOTE: This book was written in 2010, a time of long-distance phone cards, weight-loss obsessions, and searching for a man as a solution to life's problems-what a messy time to be alive! In other words, I hope you enjoy this throwback, and while this book does end on a cliffhanger of sorts, the sequel addresses any unanswered questions (which is hopefully fair, given that book 1 is free, ya know?] An awkward family homecoming at Christmas. A humiliating public weigh-in, with two judging parents as the audience. The announcement of a deadline for arranged marriage doom. And that's just the first two chapters. In "Year of the Chick," Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. Easy to say, less easy to live through, as this book takes you deep inside "awkward Indian living in the West." To escape her fate, Romi wades through the waters of secret-dating, where self-consciousness is at an all-time high, and experience at an all-time low. It's the sort of thing that would turn almost anyone into a man-crazy freak with romance tunnel-vision, and that's exactly what ends up happening. All the while, a lack of inspiration in her corporate job leads Romi to her love of writing, in what quickly becomes a man-quest play-by-play. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. And that's when she meets a fellow writer. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as creepy as "To Catch a Predator"? Time will tell in the "year of the chick," a twelve-month quest to find love. Tick-tock. --------------------------------------------- "Year of the Chick" is book one of a series, and book two is available at Amazon! LENGTH: 75,000 words or 285 pages DISCLAIMER: this book contains profanities, blunt accounts of the dating scene, and many awkward family moments. Enjoy!

((GOING THROUGH A REWRITE - BE PREPARED FOR CONFUSING TIME SKIPS AND POV CHANGES)) The war is over and our heroes return to Hogwarts to complete their final year. But when Professor Trelawney makes a startling prophecy the friends have new problems on their hands and they can't solve them alone. With new romances blossoming and their NEWT exams just around the corner, can they prevent the Dark Lord from returning once more? **Cover by GladYouCame**