It was like God was punishing you himself. Somehow, miraculously, your mother actually managed to score a job somewhere- but sadly, it was far away. Like, super far away. Across the entire world far away. Guess this is why she kept on suggesting for you to learn another language. Things will take some adjusting, of course, but you'll make it. With some obstacles along the way. __________ (This story has been rated mature due to the sole fact that there will be some descriptive language regarding some of the characters being.. that, and as well as strong language being used in general. Due to these factors, this has been rated as Young Adult. If there are any possible triggers that might be touched upon, I'll give a heads up).

Dan is forced to accompany his friends to the local strip club he walks by every morning. But he soon figures out that his shy character isn't made for something like that. While others would be thrilled to get a lap dance from a hot guy, Dan feels extremely uncomfortable and when he gets turned on by it he's ready to run away. But what happens when he bumps into the stripper on his way to his friends? ---- "The cold wind wraps itself around my body and goose bumps appear on my exposed arms. A line of at least a hundred people flows around the corner of the street and they're all here for the same reason; getting a lap dance from an amazingly attractive guy, or girl. Bill, Conner, Cas and Frank stand in front of me, all four with big smiles on their faces. They are ready to walk inside that building and have some stranger grind onto their laps and leave them hanging just when they have a raging boner. The excitement is clear on their faces."

❛ geez okay, but tom holland has a cute ass when he wears the suit. ❜ IN WHICH TWO ACTORS TRY TO PUT THEIR INTIMATE FEELINGS ASIDE. [ REAL LIFE ] [ SOCIAL MEDIA ] [ TOM HOLLAND x MALE OC ] © 2017 AMERICACHAVEZZ cover inspired by: hafbloods

These are my favorite Klance comics. Most of them will probably be from elentori, ikimaru and pretzellus bc I love their art :)

It's game night with Fiona, gumball and Marshall. Everything is fine until Fiona leave and gumball suddenly pushes down Marshall!

❝S̲L̲E̲E̲P̲?̲ ̲N̲E̲V̲E̲R̲ ̲H̲E̲A̲R̲D̲ ̲O̲F̲ ̲H̲E̲R̲.̲❞ －ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ʟᴇᴀʀɴs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪғᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ sʜᴇɴᴀɴɪɢᴀɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜʟʟ sᴜɴʀɪsᴇs.

❝𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙨𝙨.❞ || Kim Jaehwa never thought that this would be the end. Never did she ever think that in those last 19 years of her life, her last would be when she was 20. With only half a year left to live until the end, Jaehwa decides that now is the time to finally do the thing she's dreamt of doing her whole life, and it all starts with the boy she met at the supermarket. The boy with eyes of sapphire and charcoal hair. || Story by Whiny_Potato_. Contains death and mentions of social anxiety. Also Mineta but-

"I'm making a petition for Iida to become a stripper." ❗️DISCONTINUED ❗️ ⚠️MATURE THEMES⚠️ ||BNHA Chatfic ||Female Reader ||Slow Updates ||DO NOT copy or post my work without my permission or crediting me ||Enjoy

Charlotte Spindel, known as Lottie by her friends...or...she would be...if she had any friends, had moved to Japan with her family halfway through the year in her first year of middle school. She had a hard time making friends as she struggled to learn the language. The other kids found her odd and more than a little bit creepy. Sometimes they saw her speaking seemingly to herself in her foreign language. One girl saw her pick up a spider and let it crawl around on her hand, since that day everyone wrote her off and wanted nothing to do with her. She went through her entire middle school life without a single friend. Warning: Spiders lol (guess I need to clarify better... if you can't handle reading about spiders or seeing images of spiders, maybe avoid this... there be a lot of spiders)

BRULER [ k. bakugou , fem!reader , completed ] yeah, i know. they're both really dumb.