TW!! offensive dark humour, mentions of self harm and mental illness (plural), drugs You're a 20-year-old sociology major with a crippling fear of full-time jobs, a soft spot for ugly cats, and a rapidly growing OnlyFans account that funds your oat milk addiction. After your sugar daddy ghosts (again), you move into a suspiciously cheap downtown apartment-only to discover your new roommate is a reclusive hacker who smells like weed, trauma, and mild disdain for humanity. Eren Jaeger, 26, spends his days writing code that could collapse governments and his nights chain-smoking in silence. He thinks you're a dumb bimbo with no sense of digital hygiene. You think he's a walking malware warning with commitment issues. You're both kind of right. Now stuck in the same two-bedroom emotional warzone, you navigate passive-aggressive Post-it notes, unresolved daddy issues, accidental intimacy, and the occasional existential spiral. It's not love. (It's definitely love.) | roommates-to-something-weird, fast burn AND unhinged, dumb/smart dynamic, trauma bonding but make it funny, emotional repression with benefits, Eren is stoned 98% of the time, OF x hacker enemies to roommates to lovers | rankings #1 aotau (wtffff)

❝𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪.❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH a former hitman sought the help of a psychologist to get rid of his suicidal thoughts. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Modern Setting ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ TW: Suicide ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Mature Contents and Graphic Depiction of Violence ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Reader Discretion is Advised 【 エレン イェーガー 】 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗡 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝗝𝗨𝗟𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗: 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗛 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮 Attack on Titan ©Hajime Isayama RUSSIAN ROULETTE ©ASTRAGAZER- ---

He might've been your childhood crush, but Eren Jaeger can't quit his old tendencies of avoiding love. After one night alone with him, his true colors present themselves. The constant heartbreak from someone you've always been in love with is addicting, needing to set yourself up in this trap that was perfectly molded for you. You both learn how to fall in love again by healing with each other, even if your time together is limited. You've been yearning for an escape, yet something's telling you to hold on and stay in the city you hate so much. -modern au- Title is based off the song "Poison" by Brent Faiyaz Credit to @staticfeels_ on Twitter and Instagram for the book cover. All characters and Attack on Titan belong to hajime isayama Started: January 22, 2021 Completed: April 23, 2022 Rankings: #1 aotau 04/27/21 #1 jeankirstein 08/08/21 #1 aotau 09/24/21 - 10/4/21 #1 eren jaeger 11/20/21 #1 eren 12/02/21 #1 mikasaackerman 5/29/22

"𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒎." ݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ ⏾⋆.˚ People say college isn't politics but they'd be wrong. They didn't account for the complicated world of Greek life. And in politics, there's always a catalyst that starts the chaos... At the University of Mitras, a girl with a strange past had walked on campus for the first time at 8:45 in the morning. With her appearance, the lives of three presidents had been changed forever. cover creds to KznoBuyhm7zqrNN on twt!!

Keeping a secret like this is something you never planned for but when your new job has a strikingly familiar man in charge of it, you're forced to keep your mouth shut. You can't even imagine what would happen if he knew the truth. I do not own the characters. Mature themes involved. art credit: blustock_ on insta

When your car breaks down and requires quite a hefty fee you end up babysitting for the mechanic who means to fix your car. The last thing you expect to make your life take a turn is a single dad and his little girl but that's exactly what happens. Ac: blulock_ on insta I do not own the characters or attack on titan. Mature themes involved.

He didn't like sharing his things. He made sure she knew that.

Four hours from home, Y/N arrives at Paradis University looking for a fresh start. New dorm, new classes, new life. But Paradis isn't as simple as it seems. There's Jean-the easygoing upperclassman who's far too charming for his own good. And then there's Eren-the sharp-eyed stranger who seems to know exactly how to get under her skin. Between late-night parties, whispered tensions, and rivalries she doesn't understand, Y/N quickly realizes that starting over won't be easy. At Paradis, everyone has history... and now, she's becoming part of it. ‼️ WARNING ‼️ This fanfic contains talks of drug use, alcohol use, suicide, and (most importantly) sex.