Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

Harry and Draco are 8th year dorm buddies. Draco has a thing for parsletongue, Harry happens to speak it fluently and discovers Draco's little kink. Can they have a relationship with their pasts and a future with their differences?

What will happen when Harry Potter is re-sorted into a different house. Will this cause emotions to run high or will it put him in more danger?

Link to original story: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1837793/1/Black-Truth And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP

Draco Malfoy is a veela. He has to keep this a secret, but more importantly he has to find his mate. From the moment his inheritance kicks in at seventeen, the more time he spends without his mate, the more pain he will endure. I know this is a really crap description but the story itself will be better I promise!

One gloomy night after quidditch, Harry Potter walked into an old bathroom to find Draco Malfoy crying in front of a mirror. Harry doesn't know what to feel, they've been enemies for forever. He needs to help, but he can't let his real feelings show. What does he decide? He decides to take the Gryffindor way out.

Harry Potter, the boy from under the stairs, the boy who lived, the boy who just wanted a normal life. But when a special someone, a very pompous and snotty blonde boy who roams the Hogwarts halls comes into his life completely, what will happen? Will he accept his feelings, or will he back away, knowing he had not one single chance with a specific someone? ( cringe i made this when i was like twelve ?? anyways, ignore small re - publishing and updates, no part of the plot is to be changed. started apr 10, 2015z )

Title: Irresistible Poison (Chapter 01) Author Name: Rhysenn Rating: PG-13 Spoilers: PS/SS, CoS, PoA, GoF.. Written between Goblet of Fire and Order of Phoenix. Genre: Slash, Drama Era: Multiple Eras Main Character(s): D, H Ship(s): None Summary: A Harry/Draco SLASH romance. Under the influence of a love potion, Draco learns that poison doesn't always bring death -- there are other ways to suffer and live. Chemical emotion runs feverish as Harry and Draco discover the intoxication of love. Written by a remorseless slash girl *g*, this story explores the intricate relationship between Harry and Draco. Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Chapter 1-14 available Written by vorabiza on hpfandom.net Chapters 15-48 available at nicqawsed (on wattpad- go to her account to read the rest!) Enjoy!