Natalie and Evie are very different people. They are very different in age, in income, and at different stages of their lives. Natalie is a partner in a law firm, and Evie is a law student. They meet at a work function of Natalie’s, where Evie is a waitress, and talk. Natalie is lonely, and attracted to Evie, and on impulse she offers Evie money for sex. Evie wonders whether to accept, or be offended, or quite what she should do. In the end, the simplest thing seems to be to say yes, because she quite likes Natalie as well. So. Ta-dah. Romance. Or it’s trying to be romance, like the gritty end of romance. So HEA or HFN in the end, promise, if anyone cares, but with some worky and friendsy and chick-lit stuff along the way. And smut, obviously. But maybe slower getting to it this time, so as to keep the romancey going. Anyways, that’s what this is, just to say all that so people know. And also, thank you for looking, and being interested, and I hope this one is interesting too! An ebook of Evie's Job is now on Amazon too, by the way :)

Die Ferien allein in Hogwarts zu verbringen ist für Zoe Dumbledore eine Geduldsprobe. Als auch noch ihre restlichen Ferienpläne ins Wasser fallen bleibt ihr nichts anderes übrig, als das Beste daraus zu machen. Die Sicherheitsvorkehrungen, die aufgrund eines Ausbruchs in Askaban rund um die Schule getroffen werden, schränken ihre Freiheit noch zusätzlich ein, sodass die Dreizehnjährige den Unterrichtsbeginn als willkommende Abwechslung begrüßt. Nachdem die Routine sich wieder manifestiert hat, macht Zoe jedoch eine Entdeckung, die sie nicht mit ihren besten Freunden Harry, Ron und Hermine teilen kann und die ihre Welt mit einem Schlag völlig auf den Kopf stellt.

Zurück in Hogwarts. Nach einem aufregenden ersten Schuljahr freut sich Dumbledores Enkelin ihre neu gewonnen Freunde in Hogwarts wieder zu sehen. Doch wie im Vorjahr stehen nicht nur Zaubertrankunterricht und Verwandlung auf dem Programm. Ein grauenhaftes Etwas treibt sein Unwesen in den Gemäuern der Schule - ein Ungeheuer, für das niemand, nicht einmal ihr Großvater, eine Erklärung findet. Wird Zoe mit Hilfe ihrer Freunde, Harry, Ron und Hermine das Rätsel lösen und Hogwarts aus der Umklammerung durch die dunklen Mächte befreien können?

Not every kid starts high school in sophomore year. Then again, not every kid is a scrawny gay nerd named Rocky Apollo living in Bum Ass Nowhere, USA. Not every kid has to put up with constant bullying from a childhood friend. As if that weren't enough, Rocky has caught the attention of the volatile school bully, who makes him an offer he can't refuse. Help him pass his classes, and he'll teach Rocky to fight. COVER BY LUCAS @LukFrh [Final edits made: April 2017] tw: bullying, violence, language, dark themes

Mycroft Holmes is apparently a very happy man. He have an important job, a stable relationship with a Scotland Yard officer since a couple of years and a -slightly annoying- little brother to take care of. But what if he was missing something ? What if he wanted a family ? From his windowless office of the Diogene club to a posh nursery in Kensigton and Mr and Mrs Lestrade backgarden, it's a all new world that the official is to experience. ☆☆☆☆ That's very cute Mycroft. - Mrs H. (75) ☆☆ How is the diet, brother dear ? - SH (39) ☆☆☆☆ Are you really sleeping with my dad ? - Sarah L. (12)

NOW FEATURED IN A CONDENSED VERSION IN THE IMAGINES BOOK!! --You work on the set of the Avengers as a makeup artist. For Tom Hiddleston. As time progresses you become great friends; and then the movie ends, so you're forced to part ways... right? Wrong. A romance that has hilarious problems, and wonderful heart. Tom Hiddleston x Reader

**FINISHED AND IN EDITING ** 21 year old Maisy camrons is an ordinary girl with a past she wish she could change. One day she walks to work and saves the life of a boy in a llama hat from getting hit by a car. Getting hit herself, she ends up in hospital, realising she saved the life of her youtube crush dan howell. As maisy gets to know dan, dan urges to know about maisy's past and what was so bad about it. Maisy is terrified to tell dan the truth and wonders if her past will come back to haunt her if she does tell him. What does she do? I DO NOT OWN DAN, PHIL OR ANY SONGS THAT I MENTION.

When Elizabeth Pond gets the chance to meet Dan Howell and Phil Lester her whole world is turned upside down. Elizabeth finds herself falling for Dan, and Dan falling for her, but will Phil or their fans get in the way? Will her parents not approve of them? Elizabeth doesn't know. The only thing she is absolutely sure of is that Dan is her everything with his perfect hair, hilarious jokes, and famous grin and she never wants to lose him.

He was Dan Howell, a full time youtuber and a university drop out. She was Lia, a trainwreck living in London. When two very different but yet very similar worlds collide, does everything fit itself together or fall apart? follow my twitter for weirdness: @zoeishere