"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Deku has a lot of secrets 1. Having One For All 2. Liking boys 3. Liking Kacchan to be exact 4. Deku, is a Neko Deku swears he will keep his secrets like he has all his life. But after moving into dorms and running into certain problems, keeping his secrets will be a lot harder... then he first thought.

Nekos are not common and many people haven't ever seen one in person. Most think they are just a small percent of the population (which they are) but they hide it to the best of their abilities. They are home schooled, wear hats EVERYWHERE, and keep to themselves. Levi Ackerman knows about the Nekos. His own twin sister, Mikasa, is one. Why he wasn't one nobody knows. But Mikasa is the only one he has ever known about. Known personally, yeah there are some people who are famous and Nekos. But he isn't really surprised that he has never really met one, they hide jut a much as Mikasa does. So when he meets a Neko who is about to jump he almost doesn't believe it. Eren Jaeger is a Neko, and he is a lonely one at that. His mother was murdered in front of his eyes when he was little. His father? A doctor who spends his time away from home. Eren hides away, talks to no one and he is so damn messed up he can't pull up his sleeves, because then they will see the scars. He can't pull off the hat, then they will see the ears. But worst of all he cant tell people, because then people would see the truth. ~~~~~~~~~~~Currently under revisions BoyxBoy. Depression. AAANNNDDD you guessed it yep Levi and Neko Eren!!! 1 i know Its Levi Rivaille not Ackerman 2 there is some mature stuff in here little kids 3 i have no filter on cussing 4 its gonna have some triggers in there 5 ITS BOYXBOY THERE WILL BE BOYXBOY STUFF 6 omg heavy trigger warning. Im so sorry this wasnt up to begin with. I could not regret it more. So very sorry.

"Clearly your parents dropped you on your head as a child, actually no,"I pause as he looks at me angrily and decide to test him,"They must've thrown you at a wall really hard, can't say I blame them to be honest." --------------- Meet Savannah Wills, a normal teenage girl with an unhealthy obsession for food and llamas. During a late night hunt for chipotle, she accidentally ends up drugged in the back of a rather fancy black car. A drugged up hungry teenage girl and a temperamental, arrogant man? What could possibly go wrong? Join Savannah on a tale of love, lies and a butt-load of laughs!

My jaw is firmly grabbed and my head is lifted to where I'm forced to look up into McDemons eyes. "Too bad" he says a evil smirk taking place on his plump lips "you're mine". I raise an eyebrow and give him a sweet smile as I say "I'm my own bitch, bitch". The smile is wiped from my face as I slam my forehead forwards. Stella was just walking on a sidewalk that was dangerously close to the road. Paying no mind to the sound of a car engine that needed to be checked. When she was-literally-picked up by four hot guys. McHottie-Damian Whitehouse McSteamy-Luca unknown McDevil-Ace Dagger McUgly-Maxxer And McDevil-*cough*- er sorry Ace has plans for our precious Stella. *THIS BOOK IS BEING SLOWLY EDITED* *This book is just for sh!ts and giggles, the events that take place in this book would not happen in real life. Again, this is just a fun book made for me n my friends who read way to many gang leader wattpad books.* Book #1

A Shodimu Sophia, Dream_writer11, novel HIGHEST RANKING: #1 IN BADASS #1 IN HUMOUR #1 IN ABUSE #1 IN PRANKSTER #1 IN LOVESTORY #1 IN PAINED #4 IN HIGHSCHOOL #10 IN ROMANCE #10 IN TEENFICTION A story of a high school girl who has endured a lifetime of abuse. She finds herself entangled in a school where a notorious prankster, who happens to be a wealthy player, reigns supreme. When he pranks her, she fearlessly retaliates, sparking an unexpected romance. Diana Kent After the tragic death of her father, she was forced to live with her mother. Depression wasn't the best state for the young widow as she inflicted all the pain on her teenage daughter. She ignored all her duties as a mother and it became the responsibility of the child. Dylan Kings Bluefall's popular prankster and ladies man, Dylan Kings had all every child his age could wish for. Money, looks, luxury. He was popularly known for pulling pranks on people for the sake of fun. After making a huge mistake by pulling a prank on a nerd and hoping to get away with it, she became the first and only person to plot a revenge against him. Two different lives meet for the sake of a prank. Find out in pranking the prank king.

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