━ ❨ 📞🕯🎠👛 ❩ ' I still can't 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 you guys almost had to cut that out of my hair. ' ❨ one-shots ! ❩ ❨ 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘦𝘹, 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 /𝘰𝘰𝘤 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 ❩

━ ❨ 🐦💐🐚🍑 ❩ '𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣: why is there a group chat W A I T FREDDIE DO NOT TOUCH THE RACCOON ROGER WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE YOU GUYS 𝙟𝙤𝙝𝙣: underneath the bleachers 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣: WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN AN ASSEMBLY' ❨ 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵 ❩ ❨ 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭!𝘢𝘶 ❩ ❨ 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘦𝘹, 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 /𝘰𝘰𝘤 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 ❩

Amy is sitting in his apartment when she hears some frantic knocking outside her door. She opens it to see a frightened and frazzled John Deacon. A 23-year-old John Deacon. Who believes it's still 1974, and not 2019. Amy takes it upon herself to help John and get him back to where he belongs.

What if the famous band Queen had a group chat? Would they create some mess? What on earth would they even talk about? #1 in Deacury 29/04/19 (THANKS GUYS ╰(*'︶'*)╯♡) #1 in Dealor 05/05/19 (AH-) #1 in Queenband 03/11/19 (HDKADHSK help I'm dying) #1 in Frian 17/11/19 (Guys I'm literally crying) #1 in Maylor 21/09/21 (WHAT REALLY???? THANK YOU) Also warning: Gay disasters

Basically queen, but in high school, in 2020, and are all crackheads, and maybe they gay but #nohomo #5feetapartcostheyrenotgay Enjoy my guy 😤👊🤪👋💖💓🥵💝

Another Queen texts book bc I'm unoriginal as fuck 😚✌️ Um so like imma try make this funny but idk how that bout to work out for me 😌 Just read my book pls -thotty69

"it's a summer group chat" "roger you literally just said it's may" (modern! high school au) may 1, 2019 - november 24, 2019 #2 in borhap - october 3, 2019