For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. Vote and Comment please :) Enjoy! :) ~ FarahTariqx WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.

Feel the six pack coming!

My only skill

just dad jokes

FUNNIEST JOKES EVER!!! Note: I do not claim to be the sole and exclusive owner of the content I make available through this book.

Random weird, creepy, interesting, and fun facts for you to randomly blurt out when you see something related to it (that's what I do, anyways) Each chapter dedicated to one of my followers as an appreciation-type-thing to say thank you for your support! :) Started: July 4th, 2015 Completed: January 4th, 2016

These are just some funny jokes I found on the Internet- I repeat, FOUND on the INTERNET so, I might have the same joke you have in your book or a joke you've heard before so don't point that out and say that I'm "copying" because I am indeed copying as I have absolutely no sense of humour of my own... ENJOY! Highest- #25 in humour #174 in random

In the darkest corners of lower Manhattan, a battle like no other rages. The city is home to a hidden group of survivors of the nanite plague, and a brother and sister born to defend their race. With a touch that can destroy nanites, Lanni, sister of Alex, is their last chance. Can she save her brother? Can she protect mankind's only hope? Or will she be responsible for the destruction of the last humans on earth? It's going to be another long day....... Killing Tiffany Hudson was just the beginning, but there is so much more to the story surrounding Diane and Crane's meeting in post-apocalyptic Manhattan. Children of the Plague tells the story of the survivors in the city, including Diane and some new characters you'll want to meet.

Madi's slumber party is suddenly terrorized by a harmless dare.