"i'm not even supposed to be here today!" two teenagers. one convenience store. one long day. *this book is loosely based on Kevin Smith's movies 'Clerks' and 'Clerks 2'*

What are Jay and Silent Bob up to after helping the task force out with Christmas? Could they be...oh I don't know...going to prison? Tangling with aliens? Trapped in a haunted house? With Jay and Silent Bob, you never can predict what's going to happen next in this spin-off of What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix! I do not own Jay and Silent Bob or the View Askewniverse. Jay and Silent Bob were created by Kevin Smith (one of the best movie makers ever)

Layne was an angel. A beautiful angel.