BangableAsh: I'm a heterosexual male, i don't want to see ur dick HemmoAddict: maybe you can be... HemmoAddict: hemmosexual. BangableAsh: bro

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)