Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

"𝕴𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝕴'𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝕴 𝖌𝖔𝖙 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝕴'𝖒 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖉𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖗 𝕾𝖔 𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓 '𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝕴 𝖈𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕴 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉" ══════════════∘◦❁◦∘ ══════════════ (𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥) |ʙʙᴄ ᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ|

"And all the kids cried out Please stop scaring me I can't help this awful energy Goddamn right, you should be scared of me." IN WHICH the girl with magic in her hands falls in love with the boy full of undiscovered courage in his heart. [Harry Potter] [Order of the Phoenix- Deadly Hallows] [Neville Longbottom x OC] [Started on: August 24 2019] [Finished on: ] [ #hipgeneration2019]

❝There is no greater tragedy than numbing yourself to the point where you can't feel anything anymore. No matter the panic, the suffering, or the hurt... feel it. Feel it so you know why it matters to you.❞ Prisoner of Azkaban - Deathly Hallows © 2019 Mar.

"i don't even think she's gay..." in which a teenage witch with plenty of problems of her own chases after her cousin's best friend. hermione x oc goblet of fire-19 years later

The pieces are starting to come together, but while Merlin struggles with his fame and Silas coming to Hogwarts, strange things are happening around the world. Wizards have gone missing, muggles have been murdered, Snape hates the new Defense Professor, and the revelation that Byron Meadowes is being held at Azkaban inspires Merlin to attempt the impossible. Part Three of the Only A Boy series. This is fanfiction inspired by Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling and the BBC Show, Merlin.

where a mermaid, rose avalon, leaves her home on a mission and finds herself tangled in the adventures of merlin and his friends.

Merlin has a journal. [currently editing -2021]

Running is the only thing about the Maze that Tasha likes; breathing like her lungs are about to give out, blood pumping like it's trying to burst from her veins, wondering if she might ever stop. Well, it's not the only thing, there's the other Runners, the silence of the Deadheads, that one time she punched Gally in the face... And there's Newt. Yeah, she likes Newt, too.

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.