After being alive 500 years, I was convinced that my fate was to end up being the loneliest person on earth, but that was before I met Chis. He completely changed my point of view on life. Perhaps he is also the one that could change my fate. Or am I destined to be stuck with this eternal curse forever?

Hey! I'm Deadpool (or Wade Wilson) I know all of you boring book nerds are looking for some fun, so I let you talk to the most powerful Man or dude in the hole freaking universe, well who would that be...........oh yeah, ME!!!!