Zoey was about to check her book transaction on this certain online bookstore website when she dialed the wrong number and wrong person at the same time. { short story - epistolary - written in english }

❝Can you be the grease to my bacon?❞ ❝I found that equally touching and disturbing that I don't know which side to buy.❞ ❝Well... the touching side is better.❞ - warning: this story may create wrinkles due to excessive cringing. read at your own risk. prequel to In Another Call cover by @fartette

When a girl sits on a bench at the park and chases after her dog, who ran loose, she notices she left her phone at the bench. She goes back to get it the drives home. Hours later she realizes the phone isn't hers. When a boy sits on a bench at the park and leaves to get his brother off the swings, he notices he left his phone. He goes back to get it then drives home. Hours later he realizes the phone isn't his. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°° ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey guys! Yes! This is a new book! And yes! This is a text/call book! I got inspired by other peoples text/call books so I'm gonna write my own. Hope y'all love it. ©

"Hello, is this Pizza--" "No this is a telephone." "Well no duh." "Sarcastic much?" "Me? Never..." "You're officially my favorite person that I've never met." "What?" A story about a prank call being the start of a strange friendship. When a girl's number is supposedly found, a guy calls it assuming it's the local pizza place. The two continue to exchange strange phone calls until someone interferes with their plans to meet. Ranked #1 in lively: June 6th, 2020 Ranked #3 in secretive: May 31st, 2020 Ranked #3 in outgoing: March 12th, 2020 Ranked #4 in prank call: August 3rd, 2018 Ranked #5 in hyper: August 12th, 2018 Cover made by me using Canva Disclaimer: in no way, shape, form, or fashion, should you try to recreate this story. It is very unlikely for you to become friends with someone over the phone. Stay safe, and don't answer the phone to strangers. (This story is being rewritten, read at your own risk.) This story belongs to me and me only. If you wish to use any part of this book, please ask for permission first.

"This is homework hotline! Here to help you with all your homework needs! Including: math, english, science, social studies and..." "I need help on love." "Love?" "Yeah, love." "Um...I'm sorry sir that's not one of the subjects we supply help on."

"Rockabye? By Clean Bandit?" "ARGH! What the heck? Who's that?" "I'm not telling." "What are you doing in here?" "This is a public restroom." "I know that! But what's a guy doing in here?"

✿ In which an unusual bubbly girl calls for a mocha coffee, and a bored sarcastic guy answers ✿ Dialogue Short Story warning: i made this when i was like 12 LMAO please be nice T_T

"Hello and welcome to Made For You! Where our special treats are designed by you! How may I help you?" "Hey Angel." "Hi? So are you going to call every day now?" "Maybe." "I'll take that as a yes." ////////////////// A phone call between a boy with nothing to do and a girl at work that lasts longer than expected ////////////////// Part of the dialogue trilogy! Can be read as a standalone! ✨Book 1: Sweet Caller ✨Book 2: International Calls ✨Book 3: Bookaholic Hotline ////////////////// R E V I E W S "I read this in one day and it's amazing. It's the cutest thing I've ever read in my life" @loveursalf "the cuteness inside of this book is astronomical"-@daraax__ "This book was beautiful, cute, and touching in ways I can't define. I love this book" @Cloudy_Dreamer00 "I LOVED THIS STORY!!" @BatgirlGeek "Aw this book is so cute, I love it 🥺❤️" @lebookworm07

; in where a guy accidentally calls The Coffee House hotline. "A dialogue story but with a tad bit more of narration." -author

"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?" "Hey-" "Does a postman deliver his own mail?" "MYSTERY PERSON!" "Yes?" "I don't know the answers to your stupid questions." "Okay then, how's life?" ---------------------------------------- Hello fellow readers! Thank you for clicking on my book, I hope you enjoy it. This book is from my imagination so please don't steal it. Highest ranking in short story: #5 ** this story is completed ** My story is edited but I know it's not perfect. If anyone finds any spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to comment in the comment section. Thank you.