Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝Welcome to New York City. Make sure to visit all the iconic places, including Broadway, Ellis Island (The Statue of Liberty), Times Square, the Empire State Building, and of course, Ground Zero. Oh yes, and before you enter, make sure to watch your heads and be careful when out on the streets. You never know when or where a simple road can turn into a battlefield.❞ Scarlett Vink and her villain girl-group were known for disappearing. Whether it be at a crime scene, locked in a jail cell, or in a city altogether, they're never known for being caught for a long enough period of time. So when the CK finally make their mark and kidnap the four, it's more of a shock than an outrage. But it's all for good reason. With technology growing, power falls to the wrong hands. With despicable villains rising, targeting superheroes through technology and extinguishing the light of hope, the CK need Scarlett and her teammates more than ever to stop these attacks once and for all. Fire and fire clash over the streets of New York and the only outcome can be chaos. ll current cover made by rieza- ll

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They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)