"you're supposed to pretend like you love me!" "but what if i'm not pretending anymore?" or in which richie and eddie pretend to be in a relationship for more reasons than one. [ranked #1 - reddie]

❝ how do you manage to always hurt yourself? ❞ where richie constantly gives himself papercuts in class to get the shy boy's attention

it might be the booze and the overwhelming scent of beer, sweat, and regret in the air talking, but ned thinks conor's lips are the best he's ever seen and he wonders if his best friend tastes as good as he looks.

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