Yes this is where Obama x Schlatt resides This is just gonna be random one-shots featuring CallMeCarson and his friends. These aren't serious! I REPEAT NOT SERIOUS!!!! I was just having fun practicing my creative writing skills. These aren't meant to offend anyone, just for fun. I REPEAT JUST FOR FUN. THESE ARE WRITTEN IN THE MOST SARCASTIC AND UNSERIOUS WAY POSSIBLE. Its meant for fun and not meant to kill people, ruin people's lives, hurt children, hurt animals, or anything bad. ALL FUN. I'm a firm believer in not censoring writing or telling someone to not write a book on a topic that you might not enjoy. If you don't like one-shots then get off my page and off my book. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean others don't. Sorry, not sorry. If any of the people featured DIRECTLY contact me saying they're uncomfortable with the one-shots they will be deleted. I'm not gonna delete anything unless they directly come to me. Edit: I'm done. I'm not writing these anymore. I'm sorry I just can't take it anymore. Edit 2: fuck Carson man that was fucked.

A collection of random South Park one-shots, various pairings. High school setting unless stated otherwise.

Come on down to South Park, let me ship you with: Kenny, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, and everyone else who stays in the small, white-trash town of South Park! REQUESTS OPEN

This was requested by @Viverzon so please sen a thank you their way. In this story, the reader is a new student at South Park High, and although, she didn't seem to fit in anywhere else, she most certainly was not welcomed by the goths. However, Michael is forced to face some new feelings, causing both change in his and the reader's lives.

Alrighty this is my Slasher smut book lol I might revise and put my older ones in here but I havent decided lol I will do at least 5 requests and all the info for my requests and who I will write smut for will be in the introduction :3 !!Thank You!!

Cover is not mine

⇢ 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝗺𝐲 𝐬𝗼𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

So, a Jimmy x Reader huh? pretty rare am I right? (not really) THIS BOOK IS DONE! :P and I hope you like it! This is a female reader (sorry bois :'D) This book may include family problems and bullying (also swearing)... still, ya've been warned. Lot of grammar mistakes (English isn't my first language, sorry) ((Also the cover art is by Andrewe.oof on Instagram)) #13 in #southpark; #1 in #southparkxreader and #1 in #southparkfanfiction ?! (What the hell?!! That's fucking a amazing)

"You're that one kid who sits in the back. Vincent, right?" "Yeah. You're that one kid that talks a lot in class. Oliver." • • • • • (This is a BL, or boy love, story and I might possibly have some smutty type/smut-related and/or a smut scene(s) so beware.) • • • • • Personally, I think of Oliver as more of a Cole Sprouse looking guy and Vincent as either an alternate version of Asa Butterfields or some abstract version of an American Jungkook. Just sayin'. • • • WARNING! This story may contain graphic and sexual content, nudity, suggestive scenarios, adult language, and possible suggested violent and/or criminal actions. Viewer discretion is advised.

Myers is my favorite slasher of all time! I adore him!!!!!! Since he's my favorite, I decided to dedicate a scenario book to him. He needs more love!!! And who doesn't find a psycho in a mask sexy? I do! XD