barry loves him shrek is unsure.

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Donald was just an average kawii teen atending the Japanese all girl reforming school. Bernie was anything but average. She wore a big leather jacket and leather pants. She was a total bad ass. How will both girls survive Bernie joining the Japanese school as a new girl?? Will they love? Will they hate??? Who knows?? -I'm lazy so not much smut -don't question it I wrote this at like 2:00 am while high -MEGAAAAA PG LIKE THE MOST CHRISTIAN THING YOULL EVER READ FO SHOOOOO;) (also was rooting for bernie rip) Ranked #872 on true. 🏅🏅🏅 Ranked #143 on jesuschrist 🏅🏅🏅

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.

It all starts one day in Starbucks, Donald trump was drinking a Starbucks drank when Barck Obama came in to get his free coffee then Obama spotted Trump and walked over to see him sucking the straw to hard. Donald stops sucking hard on the straw and looks up, with a duck face trying to seduce him with them. Barck Obama was flustered when he saw this... But he went to him and asked him on a date to McDonald's. That's when it all starts. Highest awards!!! [They just keep coming!!] 🎖#3 in Barck Obama (or once was lol) 🎖#14 in Sinning 😱 🎖#22 In Donaldtrump 🎖#4 in presidents (Shouldn't be proud but I am.)

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

it's gonna get shrexy in this dank fanfic

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

bae

Shrek thought fiona was the love of his life until he met a poor stable bean and had some serious thinking to do about what love was and what he wanted to do..