🍌🍌🍌Think Netflix's SEX EDUCATION, but without the accents, and instead of pictures and sound, I put the words on the screen, and you paint the pictures with your mind.🥒🥒🥒 *** Some guys are showers. Some guys are growers. Then there's Peter. He's got a big secret about a little problem (in his pants). But one day, that secret gets out, and Peter's life is ruined. The guys at his high school mock Peter without mercy. The girls giggle at the idea of dating Peter. But the situation isn't entirely without hope. Peter's best friend Elroy is a wannabe teenage business prodigy who sees Peter's predicament as an opportunity to develop a product that will help him "tap into the bajillion dollar market for addressing male insecurity." Meanwhile, a mysterious art student named Audrey seems to like-like Peter, despite his, ahem, little problem. Which is weird, because the rumor around school is that Audrey is a size queen. Why else would she be collecting so many dick pics? Peter's Little Peter is a story about the truth behind the myths of male sexuality, the awkwardness of teenage romance, surviving high school, and the bumpy road to self-acceptance.

A glass heart can be both fragile and strong ✨

Sitting in her dark room with tears streaming down her face and a broken heart, she had been completely oblivious to the tall shadow that lurked within the corners of her room. The same tall dark shadow that would change her life forever. (There is going to be plenty of SMUT in this book so beware!) I saw some pennywise the dancing clown love fan fics going around and decided to challenge myself and write one. If you are not comfortable with this idea then simply don't read it. This is for my pennywise lovers out there:)

Simple lang naman sana ang pangarap ni Beverly Llamado at iyon ay magkaroon ng isang masayang pamilya kasama ang lalaking kaniyang mapapangasawa. Sa kasamaang palad, siya ay nabigo. Ito ang nagtulak sa kaniyang magtrabaho sa Amerika bilang isang registered nurse. Nangako na lang din siya na ilalaan na lamang niya ang pagmamahal sa kaniyang pamilya na nasa Pilipinas. Sa edad niyang kuwarenta ay tuluyan na siyang napaglipasan ng panahon at napabayaan ang kaniyang pangangatawan hanggang sa tumaba na siya nang husto. Nang kinailangang operahan ng kaniyang pinakamamahal na ina ay napilitan siyang umuwi ng Pilipinas para maalagaan ito. Sa kaniyang pagbabalik ay makikilala niya ang anak ng aristokratang alahera na matalik na kaibigan ng ina. Ang bente-singko anyos na heartthrob at isa ring hopeless romantic na si Stephen Aquino, ngunit head-over-heels naman sa sexy at maganda nitong girlfriend na si Sophie Barranda. Laking dismaya pa niya dahil ipinagkasundo pala siya dito sa kabila ng labin-limang taong agwat nila. Matupad kaya niya ang kahilingan ng ina o pangangatawanan na lang niya ang kaniyang pagiging isang old maid? Ano ang epekto ng kasunduang ito sa sa magandang relasyom nila Stephen at Sophie? Basahin at saksihan ang pagiging mabuting anak, kapatid, at kaibigan ni Beverly, ang kaniyang kulitan at kilig moments kay Stephen, at ang iringan nila ni Sophie. Sila at ang iba pa ang makakasama ni Ms. Beverly sa kaniyang huling biyahe. (Fanfiction for Ms. Regine Velasquez) "Every day is a journey, and the journey itself is home." -Matsuo Basho

Everyone in the After knows there's a curfew. It's an unspoken, unofficial rule that everyone follows. From eight at night until eight in the morning you had to be inside a secure shelter. Well, technically you didn't have to...but if you didn't you would either get killed, eaten, or dismembered to the point where you died before anyone found you. What killed you if you were out after curfew? Why, the Beasties of course. The After is after the bombing of the whole Earth. Only a few hundred survived, currently scattered throughout the world. Stella Thorn is one of those few. She lives in a Rubble City in what was known as California in the Before. She is finally starting to survive just fine, getting used to her way of life, creating a schedule, when a Wanderer comes to town. Will he change her life forever? Does he have secrets about the Bombing that no one could ever imagine? {SORRY, ON HOLD} **Highest Ranking #46 in Adventure as of 7/3/16** (somehow)

Better be Strong Than Pretty and Useless