Join Harry and Mr. President in their quest to find love with a few bumps along the way. The AMAZING cover is by the brilliant @HarrysShvantz so you should probably go give her some love. ©IndefiniteAffinity This is just for laughs. No offending intended.

"hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again" This fic isn't mine! It was written by phantasmagoria (whiteteethteen) on AO3!