Everyone has their secrets, but some really should be kept away. Hidden in the darkness. But what happens if you unlock that dark side of the Chonker. That's where our story here begins. (Y/N) is your normal average everyday dank memer. Who is currently studying one hecc of a meme. But as you dig deeper into the meme. You start to realize, that maybe Big Chungus should've stayed in that rabbit hole.

My first story.

His name is........Bob

You loved Plankton with all your heart. You loved his constantly glowering eye, his demonic smile, the way he'd monologue before getting kicked out of the Krusty Krab. You even said yes on that special day when he got down on one knee. But now you know better. For all that you loved him, he never loved you back. Instead, he fell in love with a computer. A being that can't even process emotions, and yet he loved her more than he ever loved you. So now you're going to get revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge. And what better revenge can you get than becoming an employee at the Krusty Krab, learning the secret formula, and never speaking a word of it to him. It's a perfect plan, and it definitely helps that a certain spongy fry cook isn't too bad looking himself.

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Its about a dude with a big mustache. That's it.

Tbh my otp ;)

***DISCONTINUED*** ((VERY OLD AND CRINGE WORTHY-READ AT OWN DISCRETION)) Unfortunately, you are horrible at math, always have been, you just don't understand it... and you really needed to get your grades up for math so you can graduate high school and go to a good college, your dream college. So you were sent to a creepy summer school in the middle of nowhere to help you get better at math, and only math, but it was not at all what you had expected.. (Btw you are 18 in this). Warning: Might be some lemon in here, idk yet, key word being 'might' we'll see. Maybe it'll be up to you guys ;) Also, there might be a little bit of Principle of the Thing x reader in here too so don't get triggered Cover art by Nerinei over on DeviantArt Fyi, this is real, not a joke.. Don't judge meh I have no regrets ;-; (edit: i have several regrets) SLOW AF UPDATES! ☆ top rankings ☆ Ranked #1 in bbieal Ranked #1 in baldi Ranked #1 in baldixreader