Gerard lost his eyeliner

Well, umm..... so, uh Me and my friend where at lunch, we where talking about how we where the third child, and how people always say first is the worst and second is the best.... So we made a third, and a forth, and a fifth, and it went on and on..... And someway or another, this weird short-story ended up being made....... and as always.... ??Enjoy ??