Tord touches chemicals that make you pregnant with a child of who eversever DNA is mixed with it, now he is having Tom's child Tom gets drunk alot and sadly there child sees it all, the yelling and hitting, it goes so far that she's scared of being at home

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]

When Tom finally hits rock bottom, he decides he doesn't want to suffer anymore . But he can't do it himself, so he hires an assassin to kill him within a year. Little does he know before his year is up he meets a certain Norwegian stranger who changes his life. (TRIGGER WARNINGS: dark themes of suicide, depression and self harm. Some eating disorders may be touched on.) (Cover Image was made by myself -it's pretty bad but I'd rather not steal someone else's art-)

Some smutty some fluffy yet which one will you pick hmm...? XD

tord has been diagnosed with depression and goes to stupid therapy every single day. he barely sees colors anymore, everything seems like it's in black and white. the only get away from his illness is music, creating his own personal oasis for him to get away. tom of course makes nothing better, using ever chance he gets to antagonize tord. with arguing in the way, the two don't realize how much they're alike. a demon and a monster, with much of the same personalities and heart. (cover by p-nim on twitter)

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

NSFW/KINKS/GRAPHIC TordTom

(Old) (Poltergeist AU) It's been less than a week since the robot incident and everything seems to be relatively normal. Except that Tom can't help but feel two things. One: that Tord didn't survive the explosion and two: that someone is watching him. When his friends seem to start acting weird, he begins to worry that something sinister is going on behind the scenes, and when he finds himself in this position, he knows why. Tord is back and out for revenge. Especially for the person who put the harpoon through his heart in the first place.

(Slightly old) (Saloonatics AU) Tord Adder is the most wanted bandit in all of California, and he stays hidden from the law. How does he do this? He hops towns, hiding out until he is close to being caught, then runs away. This time, he finds himself in the small desert town of Spitbucket, and he makes himself comfortable instantly, keeping his identity hidden under the fake identity of Todd Audet. Surprisingly, its enough to trick the sheriff of the town, Thomas Thompson, and he stays undetected as a bartender. But, after a few months, he starts to feel like he should stay. Why is that the case? Because the sheriff may have stolen his heart. (Cover art doesn't belong to me)

Sequel to "The Future"! All rights go to the creators of eddsworld! Cover Art: Distorted Vision Edited by: @demon_warlocks