Steve wakes with no memories--except his name. He discovers that the government, Mojang, is actually evil, and trying to take over the world! Steve gets wrapped up in the Mojang Resistance Movement as he tries to stop the government from controlling everything. Can he do it? Basic Minecraft knowledge is recommended for reading this book. Cover made by @Bethany_Beth! Also check out my other books! I do not own Minecraft or any of the aspects or mobs of it. I also do not own Mojang, Steve, Alex, Notch, Jeb, Herobrine, or any of the Youtubers. All other characters, except the ones people have entered into this book, are of my own creation. This story is not meant to offend Mojang in any way.

Welcome to your guide and handbook, and how to become a rogue and get kicked out of the clans featuring BRAMBLECLAW! This is about four clans full of sharpies, waffles and poptarts that come together and try and make peace with one another (which fails miserably). * Brambleclaw: make sure that you bring popcorn too!! Ashfur: and some BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT™ Bluestar nyan cat: oh oh and waffles!! Firestar loves waffles Firestar: *dies* nooooOOOoo *This book may be a bit different than the others as it is featuring more than 2 cats! Also EVERY spoof in this book is MINE!! DO NOT STEAL!!

- warriors minigame - if you were a warrior cat...