6,000 years ago, a demon fell for an angel. After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, he remembers six millennia of tentative friendship, daring rescues and growing love. Now there may not be any reasons left not to be in love. If you've read any of my other Ineffable Husbands fic, you probably know what to expect: pining...
The idea of Aziraphale being a Pirate Captain is so patently absurd that Crowley has no choice but to stowaway on his ship. Which is precisely how Crowley ends up in the brig of a pirate ship, manacled to an angel who is wearing a distracting amount of velvet, lace and silk stockings.
Prompt fills for the Ineffable Husbands Good Omens Advent Calendar. 31 times Aziraphale and Crowley kiss.
Being an account of how the Demon Crowley, Serpent of the Garden of Eden, fell in love with Principality Aziraphale, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, and a correction of the account of the same event timeline regarding the Principality Aziraphale, an extraordinarily biased account which left out all of Aziraphale's best...
Crowley has been in bad situations before, but this time it's all or nothing. The demon managed to piss off not only his higherups in Hell but the local Romans, earning him a place among those they deem traitors. Crowley must battle for his life within the walls of the Colosseum in order to win his freedom. But can h...
6,000 years of slow burn has to catch fire eventually. This series picks up immediately upon conclusion of the Good Omens show, after the dinner at the Ritz. It chronicles the (at long, long last) romantic aftermath of Not-Armageddon in the first main installment, "Ineffably Inevitable," then continues chronologically...
That was no way to think, just because a stupid ex-nun misinterpreted a blamelessly hostile situation. That way lay madness. That way lay an angel with disapprovingly pursed lips and pitying pale eyes and "My dear boy, I'm so *very* sorry, but..." and Armageddon would come as a relief after that, really.
Crowley finds his secret conviction that the world was designed for his personal entertainment severely tested by the bloody boring fourteenth century. But what is he a demon for, if not to spice things up a bit? It's irrelevant that a certain angel is taking his orders seriously for once and embarking on a life of se...
The year is 1951, The Arrangement has been in place for several centuries, and for the first time ever Crowley decides to watch Aziraphale perform a temptation. Secretly, of course.
Aziraphale finds something in Crowley's flat that was never meant for his eyes. (Good Omens).
Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really com...
A mysterious bookshop patron strikes up an unlikely friendship with Aziraphale. Crowley sees right through the stranger's charming exterior to the serpent that lies beneath. Like recognizes like. (Good Omens).