please request 2 characters to fight, then I'll write a crack story about it. it can be any character from anywhere. even real life.

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

(Please note that this is dead/outdated. Yes I do have a plan for these characters but it's gonna be another day when I can share such ideas. Also extremely old.) A strange ice cream box took 14 objects from their normal lives to the spotlight. An object show just for the sake of being an object show. Tornado and his friends are stuck in an island, not knowing how they got here or why.

the old one was crappy as fuck so I'm making a new one

just drawings and some stuff going on with my life or some things

**Please read the first chapter for request info!** Welcome to my book! The first chapter explains a lot of things so please read it! This is a one shot book for BFB! Mainly run by your requests!! What are you doing here??? GO READ!!!