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Forbidden ♡ Argus Filch x Reader by filchswife
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your relationship is forbidden. what will you do, keep it a secret or leave the one you love the most? you are a 6th year gryffindor and it's the triwizard tournament. ♡♡♡♡♡♡ filch x reader (dont read this pls)
The Sciensce of Sex (Ford x Rick x Bill Cipher) by XxXSuicidePosionXxX
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The sciencse of sex is... mysterious. what happens when law of attraction starts to fall apart for these young dashing men??? Will Fors give all his uwus to Billy or will Rick with the big dick have something to say about that.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life by frecklez12
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Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.
Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy by elijahdanielistrash
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He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.
Shrek X Bread by patrick--star
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I'm sorry
Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE} by -AwkwardPenguin-
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Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you. WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.
50 Ways to annoy Alice Cullen by iluvtwilight888
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Are you obsessed with Twilight? by iluvtwilight888
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49 Ways to Annoy Carlisle by iluvtwilight888
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Filch The Frilly Pink princess  by AnimagusDoe
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@kmbell92 this is important this is filch in frilly pink things.