damn these microwaves fine.

[ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SEQUEL!! READ "RIVER OF HORRORS" FIRST TO UNDERSTAND!! ] The worst is over: Wilbur and the MCIA found a cure for the cannibalistic virus. But as each second passed in trying to find the antidote, the world had spiralled deeper and further into the chaos and terror melded by the infected monsters. Now all that's left is getting this antidote out into the world and curing humanity. Simple, right? But knots start to tangle the ropes, as new complications and scenarios arise: new people, new enemies, and new mutations. All of which leaves Wilbur second guessing himself: is the worst really over? Or is this only the end of the beginning?

[BxB] Prince Lucas thought that life would be perfect when he made Snow White his wife-to-be. At least, that was until her twin brother waltzed into his life and obliterated everything he knew. He had her same pale skin, blood red lips and dark, ebony hair, and yet he stirred him up in ways his sister never had. With his wedding fast approaching, Lucas's forbidden attraction to his almost brother-in-law may be the least of his problems, as something far more sinister lurks in the darkness, threatening everything he holds dear. A reimagined telling of the tale of Snow White, and the prince that isn't truly hers. ~~~ #1 in LGBT (29/09/19) #1 in forbidden (28/09/19) #1 in gayfiction (28/09/19) #1 in magic (04/07/20) #8 in boyxboy (02/04/20)

𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹

A group of 6 boys - Wilbur, Schlatt, Tommy, Ty, Technoblade and Connor - all work together in a small detective agency, venturing out and exploring to debunk and uncover hidden myths and legends. (They call themselves the "MCIA" - "Myths and Cases Investigation Agency"). One day, after Schlatt manages to find the River of Horrors - which was a legend they were trying to uncover for awhile - he calls Wilbur immediately to meet him. Meanwhile on the other boys end, they discover a plague roaming the world. And after the group pieces together all their discoveries and plans, they soon come to realise that the world may very well be in more danger than they think. [ cover designed by: me ]

[Schlattbur/Jschlatt x Wilbur] //my upload schedule is as inconsistent as my life choices// --Cover Made By: @Willzyx The kingdom of Manberg, formally known as L'Manburg, is under rule of a tyrant leader. There have been many attempts to kill him, but all have failed and suffered terrible consequences. Wilbur Soot is a trained assassin who was tasked to kill Schlatt. But a surprise is waiting for him. Also low key yandere schlatt don't ask I just like it okay-

I'll take your pain away. based on a Coldplay song- Yellow. #69 in yellow. 17.03.21 Hell yeah baby #3 in glatt 26.02.21 #3 in basedonasong 08.02.21 #1 in glattbur 26.02.21 #1 in Schlattbur 03.06.21 NUMBER ONR IN GLATTBUR WHAT TYYYYYYYYYYYY AYY SORRYCFOF NOT POSTING OMFG WHAT HUH NOW 1 IN SCHLATTBUR WOO

"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world." Philza didn't look guilty. He just looked tired. "I didn't hunt them down, though." // Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not. Angst ensues. //

There's a bunch of mc youtbers just vibing, living near each other because I have dreams. One day, some suspicious milkman brings some suspicious milk. Shenanigans happen. This book will not have shipping not because I think that shipping of IRL people is wrong. Don't get me wrong, I am an asshole, but because my crippling loneliness makes me incapable of writing love. F. Oh yeah there's gonna be cussing because it's funny. Cover art by Citrin, stolen without permission because again I am an asshole. TLDR: I'm dumb );

Kine-morto-phobia Kinemortophobia is a word derived from the Greek words kine, meaning motion, and the word morto, meaning dead. Kinemortophobia is the fear of the undead, particularly applying to zombies. It is a well-known feature of the Minecraft Universe that when a Piglin leaves their home realm of the Nether, they begin to morph into a Zombie Piglin. Technoblade, as it turns out, is half Piglin. Fortunately for him, since he is a player, he doesn't have to worry about those game rules. However, after an unfortunate encounter with zombified piglins when mining in the Nether, Technoblade begins experiencing some... undesirable symptoms. This is not a shipping book! It is more of a serious book, with maybe a bit of angst and fluff when I can write it.