Jessi is going through changes. One of those changes has to do with the types of boys she likes. Judd Birch is a teenage trouble making boy, five years older than Jessi. He is also the brother of one of Jessi's closest friends, Nick. The first two episodes will be from the actual show (season 3), Big Mouth, and the rest will be made up by the author. ❗️If you haven't watched the third season of Big Mouth, there will be spoilers in the first and second chapters❗️

Get ready Horny Bitches I take request (I'm literally so bad at publishing it. I just write it but never publish it, Idk why) Mulaney is Hot and we need to acknowledge that! !!!!!!SMUT!!!!!!! mostly that, maybe some that's just fluff or angst... Maybe I'll throw in some Bill Hader or other (former) SNL members Imagines too, we'll see

Comedian, Actor, Former Alter Boy, Tall Child, Sassy Asian Woman. What is it like to be adopted by the person described above and his sassy Jewish wife? Meet Adeline... a 4 year old girl who is found by John Mulaney on the streets of New York City. This is her story, not yours. But this story is also fiction. You know what, I'm getting ahead of myself here. Just act like Adeline is you if you need to, alright? I'm not gonna change the entire book for you I literally spent days writing it. I mean it's my fantasy to be adopted by John too but you don't see me throwing in Y/N's all over the place because that's not how I write alright gimme some respect. You're probably like "you're harping on this here, author..." I'm not mad about it, I'm a good natured woman! I'm getting worked up about this just enjoy the book please.