"What's your name?" "You can call me 'yours'," he paused, "or a professional jackass." Ryan Key, the iconic class clown. The guy that everyone goes to when they need a laugh, the guy that everyone avoids when they need to cry. He calls himself a professional jackass; he isn't that much of a bad guy, he technically isn't a good guy either. He's just a high school senior who struggles with keeping girls out of his pants and his hands in his own.

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }

an @heir.atticus fanfic ( gauge x oc) !!tw!! - eating disorders - depression - mentions of self harm - cursing - sexual themes - drugs (marijuana/smoking) 𝒌𝒂𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒓, a teen who's afraid of falling in love, ends up falling in love with gauge burek. turns out it's not just puppy love after all . . .

DISCONTINUED "are you an eboy or something?" in which tiktok star troy zarba and the skater girl he met at the mall, quickly become close. warning!! sexual scenes/references kinks drug/alcohol, usage/mentions violence {started: 8/23/19- }

[Caffeine is out now in paper back and Kindle!] "Medium black with three sugars, please." Isaac Hensick was your typical popular high schooler. He had tanned skin, girls on each arm and lungs full of cigarette smoke. But what most people didn't know was that he had a passion for drawing and a taste for black coffee. Most people, that is, except for Aspen. Highest rankings: #1 in fiction, teenromance and smoking, #2 in player and teen, #3 in mentalhealth and chicklit, #4 in young adult, #5 in anxiety, #8 in love!! completed: 09/07/20 word count: 110,579

"That's my girl, no matter who she say she fuckin, she's always gonna be my girl." #1 in gustav #1 in gothboiclique

goddamn, she said i'm the man | rest easy, the love of my life, gustav elijah ahr

"Worry bout yourself baby I'll be good, I just wanna die in peace tonight." Rest easy hellboy.

"I might break yo heart" -

"He's my person" -