After years of not ageing and generally having no reason to still exist, Old Sport gets once more called by his Phone-friend and told that there is one last chance to create Freddy's right. Of course he agrees. Turns out it isn't all that easy to keep a business running, while an obsessive serial killer tries to get in. Or confetti costs about 3000 dollar. Or you have no idea what you're doing in general. Note: On the friendly advise of Dragonblade122 aka JadeDearden, I will crosspost the stuff I write from AO3, so if you come from there, you already know this story... but if not, then I hope you enjoy! (I'd actually be interested to hear which website you prefer, so do tell me where you first find this and which website you prefer!)

The (mis)adventures of three guards, two Zombies and about hundred dead kids. Most of the personalities are inspired by rebornica, Old Sport, Dave and Phoney belong to directdoggo (check out his games... especially the second one!) (edit:) OH FUCKING HECK! LOOK AT THAT COVER! SOMEONE- specifically the utter gracious Lucille_Sklodowska- APPROACHED ME AND ASKED IF THEY COULD REDRAW MY LITTLE COVER THING, TO GET OVER ARTIST BLOCK. AND NOW LOOK AT THE RESULT. I AM SCREAMING! THANK YOU SO MUCH! People drawing or creating in general with me in mind is always making me freak out, you wouldn't believe. Here is the link to the DA and the picture in specific! https://www.deviantart.com/lucille-sklodowska/art/A-Guard-s-Life-775962157