The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half. Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class. Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

Craig Tucker thought adulthood would be better than childhood, but here he is. The manager of a fast food restaurant, stuck in South Park. The only thing he's grateful for is getting out of his parents' house, and getting an apartment with childhood best friend, Clyde. Here he is. Twenty-Two and still a virgin, by choice. Many men would've had their hand at Craig if they could've, but Craig doesn't let anyone in. Nobody is close to him, and that's how he chooses it to be. Since he broke up with his boyfriend, Tweek, in 7th grade, he realized what he had done. He let Tweek get all warm and cozy with him, he let Tweek kiss him and lay on him. He told Tweek his fears and secrets. Only for him to be left in the end. Now, nobody is allowed to touch him. He gets by on salutes and nods of the head. He gave up on love since then. Realized he's better off without it, and more importantly. He's better off without everyone up in his business. Until one boy comes along.

**COMPLETED** Craig Tucker, the infamous stoic teenager of South Park, had a secret habit of needing to know everything about everyone. Every piece of dirty laundry, every skeleton in someone's closet, every truth that was supposed to be someone's secret never remained a secret from Craig. He knew everything about everyone except for a twitchy, anxiety-driven boy named Tweek Tweak, who somehow remained a mystery to him. As his curiosity grew stronger and he became closer to Tweek, he didn't expect that getting closer to him would change everything.

there will be many ships Creek Style Bunny Tyde Bendy Kyman( just a little bit) Catters( just a little bit) Clyde x Tweek(just a little bit) There will be graphic details, sex scence, death, cursing and many more.

Craig and Tweek aren't the best of friends considering the fact that Craig bullies Tweek ever since he found out that Tweek had a crush on Kenny in the 6th grade. But what Tweek didn't know was that, that was Craig's way of being jealous and putting him off Kenny. I hope this book doesn't offend anyone, it is South Park anyways. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL rights go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER