One fateful night, your teacher, the Duolingo owl, invites you over to his home to tutor you for a Spanish test in two days. He discovers shortly into the session that you neglected to practice your vocabulary words. Again. He's angry. Very. Berry. Angry. With you. Will you get adequately punished? ~~Read this story to find out~~

What happens when the big orange man accidently tries building a new Tower in a ogres swamp? Will he be eaten alive or tortured? Or worse....fall in love with the tall green sexy ogre? Read as their love spirals through species barriers, body language, and fight for dominance (;