(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not mine unless further indicated*

Hey everybody, before we start I just want to let you know that I know demigods cannot have phones. Also these are just random texts I found on the internet.... All i did was Demigodafiy them... DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!!!!!!! ENJOY!!!!!! Stay cra cra! ~ Cat.

Many stories between you and Nico. Whether you're married to him, dating him, or simply just his best friend, it will always end up with you meeting the Ghost King. (COMPLETED. IS NOW SLOWLY BEING EDITED.) -

Rant of everything wrong in PJO fan fics. From cringey plot lines to just the smallest things that make me wanna burn my eyes out. Read if you think any PJO fanfic is cringey and are looking for someone to agree with.

"Distance means so little when someone means so much."

When the Seven, Thalia, Nico and Clarisse are asked to go on a quest to Hogwarts, to befriend a few wizards, the golden trio and their friends to be exact. But the golden trio are suspicious of this new bunch.... they're not normal wizards. Will the demigods be able to keep their secret or will the golden trio find out? Disclaimer** I do not own the Characters!! Just the plot!!! Some of the plot I have inspired off other people. The characters belong to my favourite people in the world: Rick Riordan and J.K Rowling. Without whom my life would consist of me sitting on my bed crying all day. [ I promise will finish this story, but entering my last years of school is very time consuming. But I will finish this!! Additionally, each chapter is written sort of like an episode, they're connected but in small details as building blocks. Only the last few chapters will be heavily connected and left on cliffhangers. But, as far as the story goes now, if you read it as is you won't be hanging on for anything. ]

Percy's angry. I mean come on, there are other demigods in the world! So why is it him who has to go to Hogwarts? And who on earth thought it would be a good idea for him to teach??? But when something goes horribly wrong who can Percy turn for for help? Friendships will be tested, sacrifices will be made and lives will be lost. Thanks so much for @ilove3101 for the amazing cover!!!!!!

Another prophecy, another quest. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat...well, they have no idea. The poor demigods get an overflow of homework and boredom (or not?) as they wait for something to happen. But the Titan and Giant War were not the last war for the demigods, and neither was the Second Wizarding War the last for the wizards...this is. - Cover made with Viria's art Highest ranks - 1 in demigods, 5 in hogwarts, 3 in percy jackson, 1 in annabeth chase, 1 in nico di angelo, 2 in leo valdez, 4 in crossover, 1 in percabeth, 19 in harry potter, 11 in pjo, 1 in hp

When Nico Di Angelo is kidnapped by Greek terrorist, Kronos, a mysterious secret agent comes the rescue. But protecting him is a challenge as the agent is wanted dead by multiple spy agencies. Now Nico and the ex-spy who only goes by the codename 'Percy Jackson' must work together and stop Kronos, all while uncovering the dark secrets of something Percy left called the Demigod Program. AU.

Nico left. I'll just leave it at that.