!!WARNING!! Vulgar Language Suicide And Suicidal Thoughts Child Abuse Alcohol Abuse Angst Referenced Sexual Encounters Self Harm Boy x Boy Kenny McCormick has tried to kill himself since the beginning. He had tried everything in the book and more to get rid of his curse, but of course, with just his luck, nothing changed. Only his family made him reconsider dying, but he carried on anyway. Leopold "Butters" Scotch was the new kid in South Park. Bullied and abused most of his life, he stopped caring about how not to get grounded and started thinking about how to survive this fucked up world. Was getting out of it the best solution? Maybe. Maybe not. The Scotch's were the family across the street from the poorest family in town. Everything was quiet and the same until a certain boy hears a scream from the neighbor's house. Kenny wants to die. Butters wants to survive. Neither wants to stay.

Hello, this is where I'll dump my self-indulgent bunny works, since I don't have anywhere else to put them They'll range from angst, smut, and fluff, depending on my mood! Also, these are separate stories, meaning they don't correlate to each other unless stated. Disclaimer: I don't own these characters! Credit to the creators of South Park :)

In an alternate universe, what happens when the classic game of Heroes and Villains is taken seriously? Meet Kenny, he's been South Park's #1 hero since he was still a kid. His power? Immortality and brute strength. As Mysterion, he's beloved and liked. As Kenny, he's only known as the poor kid in South Park. And even if he spends a lot of time on Hero stuff, he always finds a way to spend time with his little sister. Now Meet Leo. Or better known as Butters. He's a Supervillain bent on bringing a night of Chaos to South Park. But in reality? He's a sweetheart. Well, when he's not Professor Chaos. His powers? The key is in his Tech, Hammer, and Strength. As Professor Chaos, he's an Evil Mastermind. As Butters, he's a punching bag for bullies. The twist? They have no idea who each other are! And what happens when Professor Chaos one day is able to successfully kidnap South Park's #1 Hero?