❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

I didn't choose the fandom life... The fandom life rose out of tartarus, grabbed me and yanked me down into this pit underground (but it's okay, there was a net) And once I was down there, it managed to shoot my heart with a bow and arrow then pinned me there with the assistance of a full body-bind spell... But I dunno, It's kinda fun down here... (Please note not all of these are mine! This is a collection of things I see out and about and have decided to put together for your entertainment :) Like the jokes and riddles books)

Just random fandom stuff. Not all of this actually happens to me, some is stuff I come up with off the top of my head or things my friends also think of. 100% a OLD WORKS WARNING

A Series of LGBTQIPA poems.

So, I’m a genie and I definitely enjoy showing it off. I don’t live in a magic lamp by the way. I happen to be found in the gem stone of a bracelet and you don’t rub it to get me to wake up, you tap it. Other than that, I’m still your stereotypical genie, three wishes, have to serve everyone no matter what, unlimited powers, live forever, blah blah blah. I might also alter the wishes a little bit, but not too much, I mean, I don’t want to give genies a bad name or anything. Speaking of names, mine just happens to be Nala, but everyone normally calls me genie, you know, it makes them feel powerful and stuff. So basically all I do is just chill in my bracelet and wait for someone to find it and then tap on it. Yep, being a genie sorta sucks. But it defiantly has its upsides.

Have you ever had a fangirl/fanboy friend and you have no idea what they're talking about? Here's an easy helper.

I know some of you peeps don't like to think, but please check out this! It is just random day things to make you wonder.

You left me here alone to be consumed by darkness & anxiety the only thing keeping me sane is this Journal and this bottle of Whisky.