The Best Of Comebacks
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
I didn't choose the fandom life... The fandom life rose out of tartarus, grabbed me and yanked me down into this pit underground (but it's okay, there was a net) And once I was down there, it managed to shoot my heart with a bow and arrow then pinned me there with the assistance of a full body-bind spell... But I dunn...
Just random fandom stuff. Not all of this actually happens to me, some is stuff I come up with off the top of my head or things my friends also think of. 100% a OLD WORKS WARNING
So, I’m a genie and I definitely enjoy showing it off. I don’t live in a magic lamp by the way. I happen to be found in the gem stone of a bracelet and you don’t rub it to get me to wake up, you tap it. Other than that, I’m still your stereotypical genie, three wishes, have to serve everyone no matter what, unlimited...
Have you ever had a fangirl/fanboy friend and you have no idea what they're talking about? Here's an easy helper.
I know some of you peeps don't like to think, but please check out this! It is just random day things to make you wonder.
You left me here alone to be consumed by darkness & anxiety the only thing keeping me sane is this Journal and this bottle of Whisky.
Finding out your girlfriend died from Suicide is hard but its harder when she leaves you with her most beloved thing ever Her Sketch Book, here are some of her sketch's and there meanings
I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Ask me about my attention defict disorder. Or pie. Or my cat. A dog. I have bike. Do you like TV? Look a rock. hi. BEWARE: People think I'm funny. I'm just really mean and no one takes me seriously ... Just kidding! Or am I? (o.0) No, seriously don't take any of this personally I am a major exaggerator ... (That rhym...
You know those moments, right, when you read a fan fiction and say, "not again?" When the fan fiction is absolutely so horrid that you are scarred for life? Well, we introduce, OMG! It's One Direction! - a parody of silly fan fictions and guidelines for what NOT to do when writing your own 1D fan fiction. 60% Rants ...
Every where I would pass,I would be called hoor,slut,bitch,and many other names.What do you do when your bieng treated like this?I have cut's starting from the bottom to my ancle all the way to my neck.I couldn't take it any more.Why live?Nobody cares about me.I took the rope and tied it around my neck.Goodbye.
We've got raunchy jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that might wanna make you choke. Sexy jokes or scary jokes? My nigga, we've got all of those!
Alexander Jordan isn't the person she lead everyone to believe she is.She hates dress, heels, and the color pink. She hates chick flicks and rap music. But most of all she hates preps but yet everyone think she is one.In fact she is what people call The Queen Bee! The girl who was dating the star quarterback, whos bes...
Wanna read some funny dirty jokes? Read this now! all of these are not mine they are from internet
Hilarious Dirty jokes will send you laughing. If you don't like sexual related jokes, then don't read this.