NOTICE: this is the old version of a story i have decided to remake in a secone book! i'll keep this version up for nostalgic purposes, but if you want to read a new ongoing variation then check out 'IHYLMB' on my profile! ~mine-taur 🐂 ---- You are Channel 666's recently hired unpaid intern. A lot more than your job is on the line - Katie Killjoy has threatened to personally murder you herself if you "screwed up her reputation". So yeah, big stress atm. Maybe things will get better once you start socializing with other demons - specifically the one who seems like he can't keep his eyes off of you. Tom Trench.

<<<< Y/n runs away from home and finds a abandoned house so she goes in to find a Android insanely staring at the wall carving "rA9" into the wall. <<<< They both develop feelings for each other but Y/n can't fully trust anyone. She's a Phoenix, a being who cannot love from losing everyone she had ever trusted. <<<< What happens when Ralph finds out Y/n's secret? I don't own any characters besides any of my OCS that have been created. I only own the writing but not most of the ideas! Enjoy!

Bitch I can't do descriptions Imported from my story on Qoutev (my user: CrankyRose)

UNFINISHED AND STILL IN PROGRESS (gender neutral omnipotent POV) This will be the first book I write, and I need some descriptive words to fill places. If you have any suggestions on other dbh books you'd like me to write, just comment or leave a vote.

//Reader is Gender Neutral// (Y/N) has a long and dark history, and Ralph has one full of pain and sadness. Both are flawed, but repair is only temporary. // I don't own DBH or Ralph, you own yourself, and the story is straight out of my imagination. //