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  • 11:00pm
    0 0 1

    In which a boy visits his neighbourhood convenience store on a nightly basis in order to catch the attention of a particular girl.

  • Snap Crackle Penis
    356 17 7

    You walk into the bedroom A brown haired girl starts screaming "snap crackle penis" over the phone to her blonde friend and that's your cue. You freeze. Stare at the blonde haired girl, and then... Run out of the bedroom and out of the house and keep running and don't stop.

  • DICKS N TITS⇾minjoon
    830 20 2

    They like, meet on the street by accidentally bumping tits. Oneshot! Minjoon + tae ©LONELYJOON- 2019

    Completed   Mature
  • Strawberry Milk
    782 22 6

    "Milk?" "Mok?" "Milk?" "Myork?" "Milk?" "Ahh, milk?" [this description has nothing to do with the story]

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  • Milk boy // Yoonmin
    111K 6K 32

    "That's a lot of milk" In which a closed off and poor Jimin gets his life turned upside down after meeting the charming and rich CEO, Min Yoongi. How will Jimin navigate this new life that is so different from the one he is used to? First love and a life of luxury and drama, can he handle such a drastic change?

    Completed   Mature
  • Little Brat || yoonmin
    1.3M 69.2K 47

    "Yoongi, stop being a rude little brat before you get spanked!" Jimin warned. "Go pank yourself!" Yoongi yelled, before throwing a toy car at his carer. How can one little be so bratty and hard to control? ________________________ A story of how Park Jimin met a misfit little named Min Yoongi. ________________________...

  • Memes | Min Yoongi ✓
    141K 7.3K 12

    "Oh fuck did we just start a meme war on Snapchat?" "Technically, you did because you got mad at me for leaving you on open, but may the odds be ever in your favor."

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  • Florists | Kim Namjoon ✓
    175K 9.9K 16

    "Is that my photo you're jacking off to?" "What? No, you're crazy." "You're literally holding a photo of me and your hand is on your shaft." In which Namjoon's coworker catches him masturbating in the break room. Started: 03/14/2018 Finished: 03/19/2018 Edited: 05/22/2018

    Completed   Mature
  • Not Bitten || j.jk
    419K 16.2K 47

    I thought going on a walk would clear my mind from the world, but I guess the world decided against it. And now I'm stuck in the middle of a zombie outbreak with 7 members of a kpop boy band named BTS. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┗ Jeon Jungkook X Reader ┗ ZombieApocalypse! AU ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Started: January 07, 2019

  • [PENDING] Fluffy Husky ~ YoongixReader FF
    115K 4.2K 18

    "What. The. Flip flop. Do huskies even hiss???" "I love you Y/n with all my fluff" He's fluffy, soft, cute and...green? Yoongixreader ff 💜💜💜

  • puns - myg & pjm
    284K 21.5K 31

    minyoongay: I was just wondering if you heard about the guy whose whole left side got cut off parkpabo: omg no I didn't, is he okay? minyoongay: yeah, he's all right now - yoongi x jimin #1 in pickuplines #5 in puns