Not your average zodiac story!!!!1!1!1!

Adventurers Quack, Overdue, and Freedom McUncleSam travel over the world to capture the orange farming heathen, Greg, and her assistant, Pauch.

Paris is the city of love, and this is especially true for Ratalouis, the rat member of One Direction. When he meets the gorgeous aristocRATic Eleanor (who's also a rat), their worlds are turned upside down. This isn't just a cheesy romance, though; the rodent pair faces ups and downs as they go through tribulations and learn about what it means to be on the journey of life. So get ready to stay Up All Night reading this tale of love, philosophy, music, drama, abortion, free will, cheese, and affairs. And keep an eye out for the cameos of your favorite One Direction boys! *This story is based on the characters in a fanfic by Ratatouille123 **Also, here's a playlist based on this story: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7A5XQg7VgeK9TEStrFdbgU?si=8623b02d353645c6

Justin Trudeau + Barack Obama = <3

Dis iz my furst buk so don't judge me!!!!1!1!1!!! Also piscecevscecscce x scorpeeo is otp!!!

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Y/n meets the hero of her dreams... and he meets her in the bedroom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) uwu enjoy

Yee haw good luck. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i call beeng Pablo no 1 els can b Pablo OPEN!!!1!11!

i am baby 🥺 Jake is the sun to my star