(COVER ART NOT MINE) (This is so??? Goddamn old?????? Why are people still reading it?????????) Just your average Hamilton fanfiction: Alexander Hamilton meets Thomas Jefferson, they go head-to-head in a few cabinet battles, they become enemies, they fuse, you know, just the normal stuff. Our favorite passionate upstart and sassy secretary become closer then they had ever wanted to when they accidentally fuse after going head-to-head in a cabinet meeting, and then have to learn to deal with each other and share a body.