~*~ He said let's get out of this town Drive out of the city Away from the crowds I thought heaven can't help me now Nothing lasts forever ~*~

Oneshots about Skeet Ulrich and his Riverdale character FP Jones. The only characters I own are Lacey Carter and Lilah Hudson.

One shots I wrote for you. mostly about Jessica Lange. ❤

Inspired by CW's "Jane the Virgin," find out what happens when Alice Cooper gets accidentally artificially inseminated at what was supposed to be a routine doctor's appointment. And the father? None other than wealthy hotel owner FP Jones...

Alice Susanna Smith had never been in control of anything in her life. Living in poverty, train wreck careless mother, runaway father. Growing up she never realised how all three would impact her, until she finds herself in the same position her mother found herself in when she was her age, pregnant, with nobody by her side.

WRITTEN IN 2015 Lauren's life suddenly changes when Kylie Jenner adopts her from the dreaded orphanage. Lauren will go through some twist and turns when finding love. Will she get along with her new friends and family, or will she have her heart broken by some boy? Will she be able to handle all the drama in her life, or will she completely break down? *Disclaimer I wrote this when I was like 11 so don't be so harsh on my awful writing and idiotic plot line* *pls don't have much expectations. i would have deleted this but i'm too sentimental fkdkjaan -2020 me*

Yeah, ok my name's Arabella, Arabella Swift. My Mom's Taylor Swift- Shake It Off, Blank Space- ring any bells? She adopted me 5 years ago; she was 20 and I was 9. My real parents abandoned me... So I'm currently living with Ms Swift.

Gotta stop picking up these drunk calls cause it's getting boring "Hey, it's FP." {Phone call au}

"I have this rule where I never sleep with someone over three times. I just get bored." *** "You know this is our fourth fuck, right?"

"I bet I can fuck all the dilfs in this town before I leave." "How many times? Because I'm sure you've fucked FP Jones more than enough."