Follow Killer Elmo as he finds his ultimate fate as a murderer...

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Relatable rants involving all the shit on Wattpad and why I'm over it. 'Where we bond over things that make you want to throw your device at the wall. Because let's face it, there is some shit writing on Wattpad.' © All Rights Reserved 2016

A book of reasons to hate The Beatles

Recalling memories of John Lennon from Paul McCartney in a speech given in 1994. Try not to get too emotional, eh?

My name's Vance, and my life is pretty crappy. I thought it'd change for the better after I met the one I thought was dead, but it just got worse. (Warning: Mentions of physical abuse, alcoholism and bad language) (Cover by bullworthstranger on tumblr)