The fuckin title says it all. This is pretty much just well written crack and damn if it wasn't fun to write. Pretty much, every random, stupid idea that came to me during the writing of this was some how incorporated into it. This just for fun, and is not canon what so ever. Time to give credit where credit is due (literally anyone but me): Goth and cover picture - Nekophy Geno and CPAU- Loverofpiggies (CQ) Death - Renrink Classic!Sans/Papyrus - Toby Fox Swap!Sans/Papyrus - Respective Owner/UT Community Fell!Sans/Papyrus - Respective Owner/UT Community Science!Sans/Gaster - Respective Owner (Sorry, I don't know who owns this AU)

WARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL Idk what I'm doing. The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it (Weird Cover Drawn By Me)

I don't even know what I'm doing - EnJoY iM sOrRy-