What does it sound like it's about and what ever you thought your wrong.....

Okay i know what your thinking and no this isn't a dirty story.....sadly, anyways this is a story about me Kinky or Valerie and my best friend Horny or Natalie. I know weird names, but hey our parents gave us them so now we have to live with them. Well i should give you guys a little intro of myself *clears throat* HI my names Valerie Styles and yes this is my real last name and to answer you question yes my cousin is Harry Styles get over it. Any whore I have a best friend her name is Natalie i call her Horny and she calls me Kinky don't ask how we came up with those names it's a long story.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Valerie is a strange girl who has an equal as strange best friend Natalie together they are the most dangerous thing to be. Well dangerous in the way of 'Who the hell gave then sugar?' type of way. They cause trouble anywhere they go. So what happens when her cousin Harry want to visit her with the rest of his band mates? Well let's just say stuff can get kinda...Kinky ;) *May Contain Strong Language*