One Direction Preferences/One Shots (Dirty) Request Open

What does it sound like it's about and what ever you thought your wrong.....

Kinky

Okay i know what your thinking and no this isn't a dirty story.....sadly, anyways this is a story about me Kinky or Valerie and my best friend Horny or Natalie. I know weird names, but hey our parents gave us them so now we have to live with them. Well i should give you guys a little intro of myself *clears throat* H...