Pretty much, Tweek and Craig are 16, in the 10th grade now and they've been in a fake relationship since 4th grade. While laying in bed with Tweek one night, Craig realizes he's fucked. What will he do? I actually don't know. I'm just kinda going with the flow tbh

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

Craig Tucker keeps getting little love letters from a secret admirer, and he has been for five years. Finally, Clyde just so happens to pick one up and read it. Now the two, after much convincing, try to find out who's been doing it. After a while, the secret lover offers to meet Craig by Stark's Pond.

"No ones wants to date a guy who doesn't have his shit together, a guy who can't take care of himself, a guy who spazzes out over every little thing, a guy who can't handle things. No one wants to date a guy-" "Like me? No one wants to date a guy like me?"