So this'll basically be a jumble of one-shots that I put together. I'll do 2P!, Nyotalia, songfics, and any other AU you people want. Anyways, I hope you enjoy it!

Hello there, Dear Reader of mine. This is a series I have recently brought back from the dead and improved, chapters updated and created regularly. Take Note: This series was created to be portrayed in a Female Reader's point of view, I can make a Male Hetalia x Reader upon request if wanted. So without further audieu, Hetalia x Reader. Hetalia and it's characters belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya, And you belong to the characters. ~Ciao Kawaii Mofos #MaliverForTheWin

The Nordics are one of the most popular groups in Hetalia, but they still need more love! Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya! Cover art does not belong to me.

Caught in a snowy blizzard, five men humbly come to your aid. Your heart skips a beat. You lay eyes on the mysterious quite man, with blond hair and purple eyes. Forming a bond with all the men. You see how they are all different but the same. Being whirled into a mess of this, you gladly except your fate of becoming their friend.

Continued series of pornos and HETALIA.

You look out your peephole of your door to see that no one was there. You look down to see a small (F/C) cupcake on the ground. You slowly pick the cupcake up and from reading all the Oliver fanfictions you KNOW your not going to eat it. You examine the cupcake and see a small note on the back. 'Hello poppet~! I made you a cupcake for that fever you had earlier this week! I hope your better!' -O Now THAT was wierd. Later that night you go to sleep leaving the cupcake on the counter. You drift off into sleep and when you wake up, Man, were you in for a suprise!

Herro! I have like, a jillion ideas in my head, so I thought, "why not make a hetalia x Reader thingy?" So I did! ^_^ Totally taking requests even though I have a list! XD ---- Some might be long, some might be short. Some might be funny, some might TOTALY CRUSH YOUR FEELS. Some might be fluffy, some might be dark. Some might be romantic, some might be just for fun. Some might be requests, some might come from my dreams. Some might have really happened, some might have come from my imagination. (Idk why, but I totally love my quote thing ⬆) ---- DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA, THE CHARACTERS, OR YOU (obviously). HETALIA AND CHARACTERS BELONG TO HIDEKAZ HIMARUYA. YOU BELONG TO YOU (I hope). *quietly sings* you belong with me-e-e, you belong with me-e-e, you belong with me.

Warning: language!

I take requests