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"Chaotic Devotion: A Yizhan & WangXian Comedy One-Shot Collection"
1. "The Great Chili Pepper War" (WangXian)
Lan Wangji discovers spicy food. Wei Wuxian dares him to eat a chili pepper without flinching. Lan Wangji accepts. Chaos, hiccups, and one grumpy Hanguang-jun later, the whole Cloud Recesses is banned from chilies forever.
2. "The Jealousy Olympics" (Yizhan)
Xiao Zhan compliments a male staff member. Wang Yibo silently challenges the man to every skill known to mankind-from dancing to eating noodles. It escalates. They end up in a three-hour-long game of Uno where no one wins.
3. "Duck Stealing Incident" (WangXian)
Wei Wuxian adopts a duck. Lan Wangji disapproves. The duck starts following Lan Wangji instead. Wei Wuxian is not pleased. The duck is now Sect Leader.
4. "Roommate Rules and Other Lies" (Yizhan)
Wang Yibo and Xiao Zhan move in together. They try to set "roommate rules" like "no stealing each other's snacks." Spoiler: they both fail miserably and end up in a passive-aggressive war involving post-it notes, ramen bribes, and a shared toothbrush.
5. "Lan Zhan, Stop Kidnapping Me" (WangXian)
Every time Wei Wuxian gets in trouble, Lan Wangji carries him away bridal style. Whether it's a fight, an argument, or just Wei Wuxian yelling too loudly at a chicken. "Lan Zhan, I'm FINE-wait, are you running? Put me down!!"
6. "Interview Gone Wrong" (Yizhan)
Yibo and Xiao Zhan appear on a live show. Yibo tries to act professional. Xiao Zhan tries to act innocent. Everything derails when the interviewer brings up their shared wardrobe. Yibo ends up roasting himself live.
7. "Lan Zhan's New Pet" (WangXian)
Lan Wangji brings home a cat. The cat loves Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian names it "Little HanGuang-jun." Lan Wangji is not amused. The cat now sleeps between them.
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