Summary of writing pieces: #1) It won't work: Little Jimmy meets Todd Howard and experiences the cold embrace of death. #2) Antebellum: the author explains why hypothetically sucking another man's di*# is not gay. #3) Subaru is a gamer: Subaru rejects Emilia's love, because of his harboring feelings for another. #4) The Twilight Struggle: A brief, yet in-depth and most definitely trustworthy analysis of a cat painting. #5) Monke: an old-man seeking excitement learns a valuable lesson.