i Thneed u (sans x onceler)

onceler falls underground... sans ain't prepared to show him a bad time.

unBEErakeable love

continued from old account :) / when all is lost, BEE yourself.

Fifty shades of bread

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.